I made the crucial mistake of not lying to my personal trainer. I had a moment of clarity and honesty and it was the dumbest thing I have ever done. When your personal trainer asks you what you ate while on a business trip and if you exercised... LIE!! Had a few too many glasses of wine? lie. Enjoyed an amazing brownie sundae at dinner because skinny people ordered it? lie. Couldn't resist going to Chick-fil-a because they don't exist in NJ? lie. Didn't get to exercise that one night because you were too busy playing video games with a cute engineer at Dave&Busters? lie.
LIE. LIE. LIE. When in doubt, LIE!! Or pay for it... like I did. To date, it is top on my list of biggest regrets.
Not only did my PT kick my ass for an hour straight (seriously, we scared some girl out of the gym)... but she wouldn't let me complain about it :-( Helllllllo, have you met my family? We are nothing if not drama queens! It's how we roll. Otherwise I have to scream "GIVE ME ATTENTION", and well, that screams desperation. Survival of the fittest bitches.
Oh and have I mentioned that she sent me my meal program for the week and my grocery list?
Um... excuse me but how am I going to survive on this??!?! I thought we could maybe just start weaning me off wings and burgers and d'lish food like that. But cold turkey? Is this really the best way!? There must be a different way! Who do I talk about this? I need to send someone a strongly worded email.
I think it goes without saying that I am going to be in a FOUL mood by Thursday. I suggest everyone just stay clear of me. Luckily I am an urban hermit and will suffer in silence (unless you are my mom or sister who will get daily calls of complaining).
Oh and good news. I lost a pound last week. Not life changing BUT I was just happy that I didn't gain 10lbs.
I'll take it.
This Treasure has already started to shrink! ekkkk
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